My poor husband works so hard, and has been down in his back, so I fix him up like a loving wife should.
I place four electrodes along his left flank and the bottom of his back, hook up the unit that will electrically zap his muscles, fed him well, & he passed out on the couch in a very uncomfortable but peaceful position.
He looked so peaceful laying there, and in my defense, I DID try to wake him like a sane person.
Gentle like, with calm tones, to no avail.
Then I saw the wires.......and the crazy kicked in.
I whispered "wake up, or zappity zap" & he smiled with the kind of sleepy trust, that I am clearly not worthy of.
I begin to silently giggle at the innocent prank that is playing out in my head, where we both end up laughing when its over.
I reach beside him and I gently turn the dial......he chuckled at the tickle, so I turned a teensie bit more.
And BAM!!!!!!!
He starts karate chopping wildly with his eyes still closed, and knocks my hand!
This causes me to spin the dial on the control box like its the big wheel, and I'm about to get a dollar.
----------------- BUUUUZZZZZ-------------------
I scream, and he starts to draw up on one side of his body.......... as the other side thrashes wildly.
He's half cussing, but can't really because his face is doing this weird thing that was eerily similar to something off Matrix.
My brain IMMEDIATELY goes into "Abort Mission Mode" & I desperately grab for the control box to cut it off.
----------Lord have mercy I've broke my husband !!------------
He sees the box in my hands...... and tries to crush it, Hulk style, as I yell for him to stop cause his spazzy right side is trying to rip my arm off.
Slobber is flying & rips the wires from the box, as he bucks like a pissed off Brahma bull.
-------I probably should just run away-----
He turns, and I am thinking this was probably not the best idea........
So I did what any self respecting woman would do......
I yelled "ya messed up my joke trying to karate chop me !"
It's always the guys fault.......right?
------- No shame in my game---------
I do love him tho!! Totally didnt mean to break him.
