Good Mom/Bad Mom

When something gets broken around here, someone else always does it.........always.
More often than not, I find  myself doing a shakedown on the kids, GoodMom/Bad Mom style .

Good Mom: alright Jay.....you got a problem. This headless Barbie was found naked on the Hotwheel Racing Track on the morning of the 28th.

Bad Mom: Where were YOU the evening of the 27th?!?!

Jay: *nervous.* Ummmmm, I-i-i. I dont know.....

Bad Mom: dont jerk us around Jay! We have a witness putting a black camaro speeding away from the crime scene......you do ,in fact, own a black camaro Hotwheels, do you not?? 

Jay: i didnt play with that mama......Bre played with tha black car. 

Good Mom: Jay I want to help you.....but you have to help me help you. Who is this "Bre" ......is she your hit man? Your get away driver??  

Jay: shes my sister.... 

Bad Mom: So its Family run operation !  

Jay: you said we couldnt play operation cause Bre taped the money to her boobies yesterday....member? 

Bad Mom: you wanna be a wiseguy huh?? Where is this "sister"?!?!?! 

Jay: * sweating*   shes outside.

***** locates suspect and brings her in***** 

Bad Mom: Your accomplice has fingered you for the murder of Summer Fun Barbie......we also have a witness that saw you driving away from the crime scene.
Your accomplice says he wasnt in the area, so that leaves you miss Bare.

Bad Mom: START SINGING or we are gonna put  ya in the pokey!!  *stomps out & slams door*

Good Mom: My partner wants to see you fry.....so why dont we just have a friendly conversation about what happened?

Bre: I didnt take her clothes off.....

Good Mom: noone said anything,about clothes... 

Bad Mom: * beating on the 2way glass*  "GUILTY!! YOU'RE ALL GUILTY!!!" 

Bre: *oh crap* ummmmm

Good Mom: why dont you just start from the beginning.Before Bad Mom busts a gut.......You dont wanna see that. It gets messy. 

Bre: * putting on her snitch hat*  You got a crayon??

Official signed Confession from Bre " the rat" Bare:      

"Jay did it mama......i was just drivin and stuffs. He was lookin at her boobies and i tried to get her.....but her heads popped off.
I tried to saves her !!! But her head wouldnt go back on. *head in hands* it just wouldnt go back ooooon !!!
Jay ran away, and i had her head in my hands.....i had to leaves her there.......PLEASE dont put me in the pokey !!! "

--------- and people say having split personalities makes you crazy.