All the kids are in bed, so I didnt close the bathroom door.Wouldnt want their "mama is going to the bathroom!!!!" alarm to go off and wake them.
Me: bends over to retreive undergarmets.....sees a shape out the corner of my eye
Jay: stands frozen.....one fist still in his eye, like he was innocently rubbing the sleep away, but is now using it to protect that eye from the horrors that unfold before him.
Me: Oh my gah you scared me honey!
Jay: frozen.......fist still in eye....eyes begin to glaze over.
Me: Jay??? Honey ??
Jay: turns with fist still in eye.........exits the bathroom and heads directly to bed.
Me: ummm Goodnight ! I Love You !!!
--------------- oh my god....Oh My God !!!!!!!
Ive scarred him, Ive scarred my boy!!
Where are those men with the blinky memory easer things when you need em !?!?!?!? Crrrrrrrrap
He will never get this out of his head.....never
"I like big butts" WILL be a lie !!!
He will marry some pancake posteriored woman all because of me..........
Worst mom ever RIGHT HERE FOLKS.......I am the destroyer of big butt boyhood dreams.
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