Made in China

My Middles are in kindergarten and learning to read.
They read everything......so I have had to take some unusual precautions.

Like cutting the tags off the blowdryers, cause Bre is afraid they will jump in the bath and kill her.
Or hiding my old romance novels (Jay is an advance reader) and I would shove my boob in a grinder before explaining what a quivering thigh is.
Never did I think to hide the Made in China labels........

Bre: O_o!!! You need ta throw these cups aways !

Me: Why?

Bre: They say Muh-ade in Chy-nah....

Me: ok??......

Bre: Thats nastys mama!

Me: * clueless*  Its not nasty....its a place.....

Bre: yeah !!!! *whispers* a private place!

----------No dear...You were made in "China", that cup was made at a factory in Hong Kong.