Soooooo I'm reading up on all the mommy blogs.....you know, trying to get a feel for how mommy blogging is done.
Seriously.....I felt like the fat girl in an Ambercrombie & Finch store.
When I try this blogging suit on, my big ass is totally gonna hang out.
Wish Jars, Peeing on Cheerios, and homemade banana nut bread galore !
I can totally picture super mom walking to South America *cause driving is bad for the enviroment* with a kid tied to her back, and one to each leg.....just so she could climb the perfect banana tree, and harvest perfect bananas, for her perfect children's banana nut bread.
All this parenting perfection, paired with SUPER deep thoughts, and advice to those who may also be struggling thru this mine field of mothering.
*insert dramatic sigh AND a stiff drink*
I immediately went into turbo panic mode........what the what?!?!?!?!?!?
My brain doesnt work this way !!
At this point I'm pretty sure, I'm going to start writing and the mommy gods are gonna send me to mommy blogging hell.
But you better believe........
I'm taking these midgets with me.......so prepare yourself. LOL
Bahahaha awesome Mama Bare! (That should totally be the name of your blog) I'm so excited for you!
ReplyDeleteYou are a real mom. You are funny,smart,and love your kids dearly.just be you and it will be great. We need more real and less fake.
ReplyDeleteGirl u crack me up my number is in ur phone LOL
ReplyDeleteI really like the way that you phrase what, you have to say. I mean with kids you never know what they are gonna say or do for sure. So, kind of have to roll with the punches and you handle that really well.
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