In my decade of mothering I have become an expert on alot of truly discusting things.
For example.......I can tell you what your kid will be, when they grow up, based solely on the color of their boogers.
What I cannot figure out is, how the little people in this house can manage to utterly & completely clog my toilet with their mammoth sized "deposits"..........
I remember the doctor giving me pain meds, after birth that "slowed me down".
By the time I "caught up" I was in the bathroom sweating, gripping the walls, and calling on Jesus.
Yet my children will walk out of the bathroom as if nothing is amiss....... leaving me to walk in unaware and discover that something the size of a otter has drowned in my commode and its not going down without a fight.
Why???.......Where in their little bodies does it hide??....and How do they manage deliver it with out the assistance of a midwife and an epidural?
My children are freaks of nature.......and the horrors of what I have faced will haunt me for the rest of my life.
LMAO! You are so funny!
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