Who knew knew illness breaks your give a crap??

As I lay here, at 1:44am, I realize I dont really like children that much.

*gasp!! Mommy's cant say that!!*

Shut up......I dont have to like em all the time.

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I have died 67 times in the last 3 days from strep throat.......you heard me right......Strep Freakin Throat.

The stuff my kids get and still wanna run outside & play........... had me begging for pain meds like a junkie and crying for my mama.

I even considered biting a small child, so someone would shoot me Old Yeller style & put me out of misery.

I'm almost certain I saw Jesus, at one point, and he told me that that the bible has a misprint........its not by His stripes we are healed........
Its from strep we are healed !!

Cause strep is from the devil, and its delivered by little children.

As I attempt the slowest recovery in mommy-dom......my sweet precious Ayla, who has the freaking FLU, began to cough alot in her sleep.

So like any good mother should, I put her in bed with me so she wouldnt wake her sister.

Evidently she has decided that the only acceptable cough suppressant, on the planet, is located in my lower back........and can only be activated with the knees of a toddler.

I cant feel my legs, and only occupy approximately 3% of the bed, but she's sleeping just fine.

So Yes......it is 1:44am and I definately dont like children.

I probably wont like them tomorrow either.......just sayin.