Hand on the bible...... my mother was a lunatic when we were kids.
She would get this wild look on her face , her hair would stick out
She would say stuff like " I....HAVE....HAD.....ENOUGHHHHHH!"........and we just knew we were gonna die.
I was a good child !!
I was obedient, and respectful (cause I didnt wanna die) .... I got good grades, and ate my vegetables.
It has to be him......he must have been some wild monkey child, with a death wish, who never listened to his mother.
Its the ONLY explaination !!!
Today as I glanced out my window and saw the kids covered in the VERY mud I told them to stay away from.... the dreaded words slipped from my lips.....
"I.....HAVE.....HAD.....ENOUGHHHHH!"
Then I choked the box of spaghetti I was holding, to death, and called their daddy....
He made these little demons....he can deal with em while I have some wine.
They aint making me crazy.....please.
LOL! Bless your heart! At some point all Moms open their mouth and THEIR mom comes out! Good, bad, ugly or indifferent...it happens! Doesn't mean you are crazy....
ReplyDeleteI murdered an innocent box of spaghetti.......im almost certain they make me nuts.
ReplyDeleteBut being as its their fathers fault I called him and he brought home the thunder.
Miraculously they have gotten up with "yes ma'ams" rolling off their lips......so I think it may have worked.