He's definately from Mars.....Lord knows he dont breathe

My mama said my chatter boxing as a child, would come back to haunt me one day....
Who would have thought it would be my boy that out yapped every girl in the pack???

Went to get tball equipment yesterday at Kmart....
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Mama why's it called Kmart?

They should call it Jmart, then it would be my store.

Stores start with S .

S is before T but after R.

After I get done with tball I wanna go to dance class.

They let you jump in dance class mama.

Jummpin is fun!

Know what else is fun mama?

Eating ice cream.........

I like Ice cream.

You like ice cream dontcha mama?

But ya cant eat too much, it will make ya fat.

Bein fat aint healthy is it mama?

You need to lose weight, so you can be healthy.

You know it mama?

Oh excuse me.....I pooted.

I have been pootin all day, and cant make it stop!

How do you make yourself stop pootin mama?

Is pootin unhealthy?

I dont think it is, cause you feel better when you poot.

If you feel better after pootin then its healthy aint it?

You know what rhymes with better mama? Wetter

Wetter means that you are very wet.

If you are in the shower are you wet, or wetter?

Cause I am very wet when I get in the shower.

Why do they say you are just wet, when really you are wetter?

Mama why are you pullin at yout ears like that?

I dont think you're posed to pull em that hard.....

Hey mama do you hear me???

-------sure dont son, cause I just ripped my ears clean off my head.

Those ladies at the service desk were idiots for not letting me swap em for a pair of those headphones people wear on helicopters.

I had proof I needed em and everything !