Why I'm not a freakin fairy

Josh usually does the tooth fairy thing, but he left for work early one night and I had to fill in when Bre lost a tooth.

My mothers intuition failed to warn me that I'm to fat to be fairying about.......

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Me: creeeeeeeps in like a ninja & sticks hand under pillow

Bre: what chu doin??

Me: *screams* Doh My Gawd !

Bre: *jumps and starts crying*

Jay: mama? ....................mama???

Me: Its ok......hold on.....I'm sor-

Jay: mama why'd you holler?

Bre: you hollered at me and I didn't do nuthin!

Me: I'm sorry honey I was just checkin...

Jay: Mama ! Why's Bre crying?

Me: Hold on Jay ! I'll be there in a second!

Ayla: wwwwaaaaaaaaa !

Me: Oh My God

Lil: WAAAA

Me: you've got to be kiddin Me!

Bre: you were takin my money ?!?!

Me: *looks at hand with money in it*.......Aw Hell....

-------------------Never Again.......never ever again.