SUPER vs SARCASM

I was talking to another mom today about stain removal.
I told her about the time my kids spilled koolaid on the carpet, and how I managed to get the stain out after it had already set in.

I had no idea that what followed, would drop my IQ by 18 points..........just from hearing it.

***Blast those sneaky supermoms, and their unsolicited advice!!!***

SSM: What color was the kool-aid ?

Me: Red?

SSM:Oh dont ever do red kool-aid. Its sooooo unhealthy!
That red dye is FULL of chemicals, and can make em get adhd.

Me:
1)  I dont "do" koolaid.......you think i'm a tramp??

2)Red food dye should totally do a  grapefruit clense, and get all those chemicals out of its system...... Before it gets cancer or something.

3) I caught adhd from cupcake sprinkles once........totally messed up my plans for the weekend.
I didnt even finish saturday, before sunday started.

Had I known she was a supermom in disguise, I would have chucked kryptonite at her......... I so hope she was intelligent enough to be offended by my super sarcasm.