Answers that make the "whys" go away

Mama whos that?

I dont know honey

Then why did they wave at you?

I dont know dearrrrrrrrrrr

But they have to know you.....they waved !

Sigh.......They dont know me, they just have a palsy of the arm.....they werent waving, they were having a spasm.

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Why does daddys butt have hair on it when he bends over?

Cause he didnt mind his mama when he was little.
Everytime he misbehaved a hair grew on his butt

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Hey mama.....

Yep

Whatchu drinkin

Magic Mommy Nerve Relaxer
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Mama why cant I take my shirt off outside like daddy

Cause the sun will burn away all your boobie making magic. Thats why daddies dont have boobs.

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Why do I have to brush my teeth?

Cause a baby tooth fairy will die if you dont.

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Mama....

Yes ma'am :)

Why does grannie have no teeth?

Cause she didnt brush em, and all her tooth faries died

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Mama?

Yeah baby

Why does that dog have a hot dog on its belly

Cause its happy

What does it do?

It pokes folks in the eye, when they ask too many questions.

--------Accuracy is irrelevant when you are one "why" away from drowning yourself in the dish water.