Pintrest = Love

I know it seems like I'm anti-pintrest......but I'm not.
I think some of their ideas are absotootly clever!!
Hanging stopped clocks, to showcase your childs exact time of birth!.......
Heeeello......Thats a Super cute -too much information- idea! And there are millions of equally stupendous ideas....... just like that.

However......In the past I have had a run in, or two, with some hardcore pinterest moms.
You know who they are...
Knitting jackets outta lint they found in the dryer.......

Hackin the bottom off of grannies curtains, so they can sew them to the ankles of their childs pants.......

Painting their family initials ,on the garbage can in scripted font.....

And of course there are those who cannot make a fruit salad, without it eventually turning into a swan.

Those ladies give me a twitch in the left eye......... because the things they are doing, make me feel like my kids are gonna grow up without the love only Pintrest can bring.
Who can grow properly without those little ghost made out of banana halves??......

******BREAKING NEWS: BANANA FACTORY HAS BEEN ROBBED!******

"Why did you rob that banana factory Calvin????"

"Cause my mama didnt love me"

" whys that??"

"She ruined my 3rd grade halloween party at school......she only brought candy!!
Little Bobby's mama loved him tho....she made ghost out of bananas.
All the kids pointed and laughed at my candy.
They called me Candy Corn Calvin my whole life after that"

----Po lil Tink Tink.....all he wanted was some Pintrest love...