Screw hours......There arent enough NAPTIMES in a day

One of my two year olds was a parrot in her past life. She just yaps all the time.
She generally uses terms/phrases shes heard my older children use.
Todays phrase is "I's Not"........and it may lead to her demise.

Ayla, you better not be in the trash
I's Not......

Stop touching that
I's Not-----

Dont put that pencil in there
I's Not...........

Dont stick that in your nose
I's Not........

You cant hit your sister
I's Not........

Dont shove that in the toilet
I's Not........

Dont put that in your mouth
I's Not.......

Get your hands out your pants
I's Not.........

Stop choking the cat
I's Not.......

You cant eat soap
I's Not...........
I obviously missed the memo about today being opposite day because "I's Not" = "Thats exactly what I'm doin"

I am blessed to have ALL my children. Each and every one of them.
BUT Somedays I really have to remind myself of that...... before one of em gets field goaled, and I start end zone dancing.

Theres gonna be some pony riding  & arm waving, if she dont sit down somewhere.........just sayin.