So thats what it feels like to have a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN!

Ive done the ' terrible twos' a few times at this point........but this round has about whipped me.

I dont know if its because there are 2 of them, or if they are especially frazzling.........but I'm starting to think I'm gonna have a drinking habit by the time this is over.

Lil: mama

Me: yes ma'am?

Lil: ummmmmmm.........

Ayla: *runs thru the house for the 6413 time*

Me: stop running !!!

Lil: mama

Me: yeah.... I said stop running !! Imma strangle.....Lord !!

Lil: ummmmm.......

Me: what is it???

Lil: mama

Me: O_o!!! Yessssssssss

Lil: ummmmmm

Me: * raaaawrblahblahrrrrrrrrrw*........sigh....Lil please dont say mama unless you want something.

Ayla: *quiet*

Me: crap !!! Ayla where are you?!?

Lil: mama???

Me: what Lil? I'm lookin for Ayla....AYLA!!!

Lil: mama.....

Me: Thats a toilet brush!!! Dont brush your........Oh Gawd..

Lil: mama.....

Me:

             ^^^^^^^^ See that blank space?

Thats my mind.....my brain used to fill this space with thought & reasoning, but has decided to move to a more favorable location with better neighbors and lower crime rates.