Having a bunch of kids is difficult in alot of ways.......
*They are loud
*They eat a lot
*They always needs something wiped
*If you clean it. They will find it.....and kill it
*" If you ask for something in this store, you're riding home in the trunk"......is normal pre-shopping conversation.
It also has its perks! Today was a fine example:
Our tire has been going low for weeks. In the past few days its been really really bad.
Like estimating how many kids it will take to push the car home, bad.
This morning my husband found the culprit........A nail......*of course the hubby looks at me like I did it, because nails obviously avoid male drivers*
Anyhoo, we had to round up the midgets and go get it plugged.
We get to the tire place, and tell em what we need.
Afterwards a nice young man waves us into the 'docking station'.
While waving, he gets a look at my brood thru the window....waving and hooting, cause this is the most excitement they've had all week.....
A look total terror crosses his face and you can see him mentally counting: "One, two, three.......omgaah....Is that one picking his??....Awww man! He ate it......."
Before we get the window halfway down, he says
"Y'all just hold tight...."
and proceeds to strip the tire, from our car, with 2 adults and 5 children inside.
Thats right folks.....he would rather tear a muscle jacking 2 TONS of car & human weight into the air.
Than have my screaming-booger eating brood unload from the car.
I didnt have to unlatch a single carseat buckle :)
Score one for the fertile team !!
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