Rotten

My husband is a great man.
He works long & hard..... Loves his children more than himself, and loves me more.
Our genetics have combined to make some of the MOST beautiful little people I have ever seen, and its mostly his doing.
I simply couldnt ask for a better mate to spend this life with.

BUT

.....if one of his spawn expels another genetically inherited plume of death............Imma have a wife.
Cause hes gonna be missin the parts that made em.