Couldn't make this up if I tried.......

The littles snuck my phone and while being evil geniuses, they managed to call an old number in my contact list.

When I found em, and heard the other person loudly asking " who is this!!!!!", I did what any decent human being would do..........I hung up and ignored the first 30 attempts they made at calling me back.

After the 47th time of them calling........I was aggitated.
*How dare they call back after someone called, didnt say anything, then hung up!!!........douches*

So I answered & immediately snitched the babies out.......

HERES WHERE IT GOT CREEPTASTIC.........

The man confessed to cursing the babies on the phone.
He actually said the words " I have a confession" = serial killer
Then he asked if I had a minute to chat = stalker
Then said I had a sexy voice = sexual predator
Then told me I could call him anytime I needed to "talk" = Dr. Phil wanna be

----at this point I was Really wishing I had deleted the contact, when the number changed----

Later that evening I thought " I totally need to delete that crazy Dr. Phil stalker guy" ..........but CALLED HIM instead of deleting the number!!!

*forehead slap*
*forehead slap*
*forehead slap*

I beat the phone to death trying to hang up before the call registered on his caller id------FAIL......ugh.

So sexual predator Phil calls me back. 
I quickly text to explain.........

Me: so sorry...trying to get your # out my contacts and accidently called. Again, so sorry.

Sexual Predator Phil: NP.....you wanna talk?

Me: no....just wanna delete your number

Sexual Predator Phil: thats cool...I bet ur hot <-----cant make this shit up folks!!

Me: is your name Buffalo Bill?

Sexual Predator Phil: no its Chad.....whats your name?

Me: Clarice Starling

Sexual Predator Phil: Clarice.....thats sexy

Me: .......Look.....I hate lotion, I have bad skin that would totally suck as a human suit, and youre starting to creep me out.

Sexual Predator Phil:  can u send me a pic?

Me: sure hold on......